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- I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.
- What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.
- Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.
- Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
- Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.
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- You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.
- Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.
- Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.
- When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.
- If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.
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