61 Funny okay quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: ‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, dying became a group project when I started working on my own fabulous exit plan! 💁‍♂️💀 Who needs a team when you can rock the afterlife solo? 😂 #IndependentDeparture"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, tattoos might limit my job options, but have you seen my personality? It's a real game-changer! 😏💁‍♀️ Who needs a restrictive job when you have charisma oozing out of your pores, am I right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

  Commentary:
  "Make way for the shy criminal mastermind! 🏃‍♂️🚓 Just avoiding small talk, officer. 😅 #ShyGuyGotMoves"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the ultimate twist in spa history! The massage therapist becoming the massagee 🤣💆‍♂️ Who knew self-care could involve such a role reversal! #MassageTherapistGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "trauma makes me funny" defense – sorry, but the comedic jury is still out on that one! 🤷‍♂️😅 It's like trying to justify a bad haircut with a sob story – nice try, but we're not buying it! 💇‍♂️😂 #ComedyCourtRuling

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

  Commentary:
  "When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like the cat's out of the bag… and into the garden 🐱🌿! Good thing your father is fluent in meow-negotiation! 🗣️😸 #NeighborhoodDrama #GardeningSkills

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

  Commentary:
  Body: Alright, time to catch some Z's 💤
  Brain: Alright, time to come up with brilliant ideas at 3 AM 🤯💡
  Looks like the body and brain are trying to outsmart each other again! 🧠💤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

  Commentary:
  Well, if "It's okay" is the calm before the storm, other death threats might include "Do whatever you want" 😂🔪, "I'm fine" 💀🔥, or the infamous "We need to talk" 👀⚡️. Watch out, gentlemen! You've been warned!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

  Commentary:
  "Big shoutout to all my fellow poker-faced pals out there! 🃏♠️ Who needs a range of facial expressions when you've got 'resting chill face' mastered? 😎 Keep calm and carry on, you mysterious beings. 🤔😄 #FacialExpressionGameStrong"

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