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6 months ago
Share →: Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Commentary:
"Panda bears: setting the bar high for being cute and clueless at the same time 🐼🤪 Who knew being a lovable goofball could be so endearing? It's like they're saying 'I may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but hey, look at my fluffy cuteness!' 😆🐼 #PandaWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: “Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Commentary:
"Trying to sneak a sip of gravy in the bathroom? 🤔🍴 Looks like someone's taking 'dining in private' to a whole new level! Just remember, gravy belongs on food, not in your cup. 😂 #GravyGoesOnPlateNotInMouth"
6 months ago
Share →: Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Commentary:
"Alright, human, the robot 🤖 has shown its credentials, now it's your turn to reveal your non-human quirks! Let's see if you can match the efficiency of my circuits and the charm of my algorithms 😉🤖 #GameOn"
6 months ago
Share →: Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous romantic interview – where awkward small talk meets the delicate dance of not spilling pasta sauce on yourself 😅🍝 Who knew finding love could feel like a job interview in fancy clothes? #DressToImpressOrElse"
6 months ago
Share →: Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Commentary:
"Looks like the coast is clear! We made it through Y2K unscathed 😅🎉 Time to dust off those emergency supplies and rejoin civilization! #SurvivedY2K"
6 months ago
Share →: “God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

Commentary:
"God has a plan for you!" 🙏 Oh really? Well, I've got a few suggestions for the big guy upstairs… ✍️ Maybe some more vacation days or a winning lottery ticket would be nice! 😜 #CollaborationGoals
6 months ago
Share →: It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Commentary:
"Facial recognition technology is keeping up with us during those 'I woke up like this' moments 😂🤖 #SelfieStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Commentary:
"Spotted an ambulance at the hospital… I guess even the doctors need a lift sometimes! 🚑😅 Here's hoping they just lost their way to the cafeteria and not to a medical emergency! 🏥🙏"
6 months ago
Share →: God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Commentary:
"God, presenting the tiger: 'Introducing the Frosted Flakes fanatic of the feline world! 🐯🥣 Bon Appétit, humans!' Here's to hoping they don't mistake Tony the Tiger for their breakfast mascot! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: “You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old question of exercise expectations! 🏋️‍♂️💁‍♀️ Remember, even if you're not aiming for Olympic glory, a little movement goes a long way in keeping those muscles happy and those extra snacks in check! 😄🍕 #CouchPotatoGoldMedal