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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.
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Feb 1, 2025
I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.
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Jan 24, 2025
Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.
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Jan 20, 2025