Funny options quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic two-way street… where both options lead straight to the same destination: their way 😂🚗💨 #MyWayOrMyOtherWay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the mosquitoes were just as desperate as my kids for attention! 🦟😂 Seems like my bedtime becomes a battleground for love and blood-sucking every night! 🛌 #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, when hiking in bear country, it's always good to have options! 🐻🌲 Just make sure your group includes some fast runners! 😉"

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