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Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,344

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Spotted on Instagram:

Manifesting you in my bed.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Going viral on Pinterest:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Broadcasted on Slack:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Spotted on YouTube:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

27 shares on Telegram this month:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

68 shares on Threads this month:

My parents think they know me.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,493

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

Shared recently on Discord:

Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Just shared via Slack:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Breaking via X:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

Shared recently on TikTok:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Going viral on X:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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