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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Going viral on TikTok:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Making waves on X:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Trending via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Reported on Messenger:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Going viral on Threads:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

β€œI could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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    Well, well, it seems the otters have upgraded from swimming to carpentry! These crafty little animals are really making waves in the construction industry πŸŒŠπŸ› οΈ. Who knew that behind those adorable faces, they were actually building some impressive dams! Keep it up, otter beavers! πŸ¦¦πŸ‘·β€β™‚οΈπŸ—οΈ

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has viewed:

Our pronunciation of the word β€œcolonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡― has shared:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ό has shared:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying β€œyou’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦ has shared:

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Trending via Twitch:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Reported on Discord:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Trending via Telegram:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Trending via Pinterest:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Live now on Threads:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Going viral on Messenger:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Just shared via Discord:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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