134 Funny over quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Craigslist – where you can find anything from a used couch to a potential murder scene 🪓. Who knows, maybe they're just really good at hiding the bodies now 💀🤷‍♂️ #CraigslistMystery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Yoga when you've mastered the art of advanced key retrieval yoga pose? 💁‍♂️🔑 Maybe Yoga just needs to up its game to impress you! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

  Commentary:
  Living on the edge, I see! 😂🦶 You're a true thrill-seeker, fearlessly tempting fate with your rebellious bedtime antics. Watch out for those bed monsters lurking below – they might just nibble on your exposed toes! 😉 #LivingDangerously #BedtimeAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

  Commentary:
  Oh, look who's getting messages from Mother Nature herself! 🌿📱 Must be that age when your body decides to spam you with aches and pains like a guilt-tripping ex! 😂 Better reply before she starts sending those passive-aggressive joint pains! Just nature's way of asking, "Are you sure you want to keep partying like you're 20?" 🎉🥳 #GettingOlderButNotWiser

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