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Funny pajamas quotes
I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
3 weeks ago
Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.
2 months ago
As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.
2 months ago
When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”
3 months ago
One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.
3 months ago