Funny pajamas quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my PJs are practicing social distancing from drama! 😆🛌🚫🗣️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless pajamas dilemma—are they embracing comfort or just waving the white flag of adulthood? 😴🛌 Either way, they’ve nailed the art of living life on their own cozy terms! 😂✨ Remember, sometimes the best fashion statement is a good laugh and a fuzzy onesie. 🎉🦄

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

  Commentary:
  🤔💭 "The eternal debate: Are public pajamas a fashion faux pas or a bold declaration of comfort supremacy? 🛌💁‍♂️ Either way, these pajama pioneers are truly keeping us on our toes… or should I say, on our slippers! 🦶👖 #PajamaParty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a wardrobe when you can have a pajama collection for every occasion? 🌟🛌 #PajamaChic #Fashionista"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggles of retirement – battling the eternal pajama confusion! 🛌🌞 Let's hope you don't accidentally wear your bedtime pajamas to the grocery store or your daytime ones to bed! 😂 #RetirementGoals #PajamaProblems

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't stick around – my comfy pajamas are calling my name! Gotta make sure I'm fashionably early to that appointment. 💤🌙"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a personal stylist when you have a friend like this? The ultimate fashion statement: Pajamas-chic! 💁‍♀️💤 #NoJudgmentZone"

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