Funny pajamas quotes

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won't judge you.

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025