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Funny paradox quotes

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower. - 10 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - 4 folks are currently viewing this quote.
TikTok? I still call it a watch. - 3 folks are currently viewing this quote.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - 10 folks are currently viewing this quote.
If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble. - 4 folks are currently viewing this quote.

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