17 Funny paradox quotes — Wordgag ツ

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

2 months ago2 months ago

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

2 months ago2 months ago

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

2 months ago2 months ago

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

2 months ago2 months ago

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

2 months ago2 months ago

When did making sense stop making sense?

2 months ago2 months ago

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

3 months ago3 months ago

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

3 months ago3 months ago

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

3 months ago3 months ago

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

4 months ago4 months ago

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Jan 28, 2025

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Jan 26, 2025

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Jan 24, 2025

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Jan 23, 2025

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Jan 23, 2025

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Jan 21, 2025