24 Funny paradox quotes

• Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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  2 weeks ago

  dumb, dumbest, engineer, ever, humor, intelligence, met, paradox, people, smart, software, software engineer

• Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, else, everyone, humor, individuality, irony, just, paradox, remember, unique

• I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

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  1 month ago

  16, 20s, 55, age, age confusion, age paradox, confusion, feeling, feeling old, feeling young, old, paradox, same, time, young

• You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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  age, aging, attitude, being, called, care, cool, cooler, geezer, humor, less, only, paradox, self-acceptance, true

• If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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  2 months ago

  comment, communication, fact, humor, irony, paradox, say

• When did making sense stop making sense?

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  2 months ago

  confusion, humor, logic, making, making sense, nonsense, paradox, sense, stop

• It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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  2 months ago

  humor, irony, paradox, repetition, time, times, worst, worst time

• I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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  2 months ago

  clean, everyday, everyday struggle, house, housework, humor, i, laziness, laziness humor, lazy, me, motivation, motivation paradox, paradox, procrastination, someone, struggle, want, whole

• Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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  2 months ago

  conservation, cut, ecological, environment, humans, humor, irony, nature, only, paper, paradox, sarcasm, save, trees

• Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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  2 months ago

  application, experience, gain, got, humor, i, internship, irony, job, job application, paradox, rejection

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