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Ah yes, the parental break alarm just went offβtime to cancel relaxation mode! π¨π€£πΌ
365 Funny parenting quotes
Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.
My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.
Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!
Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.
Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.
Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.
Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who theyβre dealing with behind the wheel.
Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.
