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Babies need an off switch like TVs 🎛️📺 Just click, and they're snoozing! 😴😆
393 Funny parenting quotes
Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?
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Looks like your future kid is gonna have front-row seats to the next century’s chaos! 🎟️👶🚀
I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.
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Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉
Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.
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When I was 7, walking it off was considered a life-saving procedure 😂👍 #ResilienceSkills
Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.
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Sounds like your kids have mastered mind reading! 🧠🔮🤣
I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.
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Having a seasoned pro teach sex ed is like learning to swim from a shark—you're definitely getting the real deal! 🦈😅📱
I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.
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Proof that babies are the original mic drop artists 🎤👶✨
My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.
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Guess it's another night of "Not pizza again!" 🙄🍕
My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.
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Dad-math strikes again: 2 kids = 0 kids. 🤔🧮👶👶
My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.
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Goals so big the kids gotta clock in early! 😂🏡👶💼