Funny peanut butter quotes

• There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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  2 months ago

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• Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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  2 months ago

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• I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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  2 months ago

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• A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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  2 months ago

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• I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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  2 months ago

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• Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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  4 months ago

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