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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.
People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.
There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.
People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.
They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Share →: Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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"Smart people are like huskies 🐕: full of energy and ready to tackle any challenge! Just make sure to keep them engaged, or watch out for the mischief they'll create instead! 🤓💡#BrainyTroublemakers"
5 months ago
Share →: With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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"Ah, yes, the kind of people who make your eyes roll faster than a slot machine 🎰 and your stomach churn like a rollercoaster 🎢 just at the mere mention of their name! 🤢😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Commentary:
"Looks like we'll have to sacrifice cool air for octo-fingered folks! 🌬️🖐️🌀 Who knew the key to unlocking extra digits lied in our air conditioning units? 😄 #ACvsOctoFingers"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Commentary:
"Comparing Dune and Furiosa is like comparing apples and sand… oh wait, they both have sand! 🍎🏜️ But hey, the desert vibe is strong in both, so maybe we'll see a sandcastle showdown next!"
5 months ago
Share →: Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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"Who needs a fence when you've got a great neighbor next door? They're like a real-life superhero in the world of lawn disputes and noisy pets! 🦸‍♂️🏡 #NeighborGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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Ah, the eternal quest for true passion – a journey as elusive as finding the perfect LinkedIn profile picture! 🤣 Maybe one day we'll all be "thrilled" to update our skills section too! #LinkedInStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Commentary:
"Those food-sharing couples must have unlocked the ultimate level of love where giving away a fry is a grand gesture! 🍟❤️ Either that or they have mastered the art of snacking without getting hangry! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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"Ah, the art of creating chaos through strategic gossip fodder! 😏 Mixing it up like a cocktail of conflicting information, watch the drama unfold as your friends play a high-stakes game of 'He said, she said!' 🍹🔥 Just remember to grab some popcorn and enjoy the show! 🍿😂"
5 months ago
Share →: A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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"Looks like some drivers have mastered the art of 'parking camouflage'! 🚗🦎 Don't worry, we see through your tiny car tricks! 😂 #ParkingWars"
5 months ago
Share →: Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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"Well, blame it on the humidity, not on your hair skills! 💁‍♀️ Embrace the frizz and pretend it's a deliberate style choice! 🌧️😄 #BadHairDay"