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5 months ago
Share →: A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Commentary:
"Introducing Hinder: where swiping left on potential matches is just the beginning of your love life obstacles! 🙅‍♂️ Stay tuned for dates canceled last minute, mixed signals galore, and emotional rollercoasters! 🎢 Who needs a smooth sailing romance anyway, am I right? 😉 #SelfSabotageGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Commentary:
"Running into those folks who make us question evolution like 🤔🧬 Maybe they missed the memo to keep evolving? 🙈 #EvolutionaryHiccups"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the golden realization of not giving a poop emoji about those who don't appreciate your fabulous self! 🤷‍♂️ Stay unbothered and shine on, my friend! 💁‍♀️💅"
5 months ago
Share →: Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Commentary:
"Reading their love posts is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you can't help but feel the urge to send condolences to the exes! 🎢😂 #RelationshipDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Commentary:
"Trying to spread positivity and good vibes like 😇, but some folks just bring out the inner 😈 in me! 🤷‍♂️ #PeaceLover #InnerStruggle"
5 months ago
Share →: The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Commentary:
"Ah, winter – the perfect season for embracing your inner hermit 🦉 Fewer daylight hours means fewer humans to dodge 😂 Embrace the solitude and cozy up with some hot cocoa! ☕️❄️ #WinterWinning"
5 months ago
Share →: Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good old days of solving technology problems with a well-placed smack. If only we could do the same with people… 📺👋😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Commentary:
"Still searching for that special someone who will show me the same level of dedication as those eager passengers who pop out of their seats the MOMENT the plane touches down. 🛬✈️ #RelationshipGoals #PatienceIsAVirtue"
5 months ago
Share →: Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Commentary:
"Ah, the great mystery of the universe: the moment you decide to go somewhere, suddenly everyone else has the same brilliant idea to flood the roads and sidewalks! 🚶‍♂️🚗 It's like the world is playing a collective game of 'Let's all go the same place at the same time and make it extra challenging for that one person.' Truly a daily adventure in patience and timing! ⏳😄"