713 Funny people quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs reality when dreaming is much cozier? 💤😄 #DreamBigButNapHard"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

  Commentary:
  "Learning from the mistakes of others can be both enlightening and entertaining. It's like having a front-row seat to a show you helped produce! 🙃💡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the never-ending saga of typos and autocorrect fails on social media! 🙈🔤 It's like a spelling bee nightmare come to life. Maybe we should start awarding virtual trophies for the most creative misspellings! 🏆😂 Remember, grammar police – proceed with caution on the wild, wacky world of Facebook! 🚨📲 #SpellingBeeFails #TypoTerrors

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

  Commentary:
  "Out of 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, and 7 seas, the true enigma remains: How am I still single amidst 8 billion people?! 🌍🏝️🌊😂 #SingleLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the divine comedy of wealth distribution! 💸🤔 It seems God has a mischievous sense of humor when it comes to choosing who holds the purse strings. Perhaps money is the ultimate test of character! 😉💰

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of PDA – the perfect blend of affection and causing a stir! 😘💋🚫 Let's bring back the butterflies and awkward glances, because who doesn't love a good public smooch that leaves others feeling a tad flustered? Remember, a little discomfort never hurt anyone… well, except for the unsuspecting onlookers! 😉 #MakingOutMischief

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

  Commentary:
  😂 Oh, absolutely! The stress ball is like a silent, squishy protest… But hey, maybe we can manufacture some stress balls specifically for that purpose – mark my words, there will be a market for them! 🤯🎯

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

  Commentary:
  "Wow, calling you stupid would be a disservice to all the stupid people out there 🤯🤭 Maybe we should come up with a whole new category for you! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rare silver lining of dealing with egotists – their self-centeredness serves as a shield against all the gossip and drama! 😂🙌 It's like having a VIP pass to a one-person show, starring themselves. 🌟 #EgoOnPoint"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

  Commentary:
  "Be cautious of those beaming beings! 😁 Either they're scheming to sell you a bridge 🌉 or are missing a bulb 💡 in the chandelier upstairs! 💁‍♂️ #BrightSmilesButDimMinds"

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