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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.
They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.
Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.
As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.
Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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5 months ago
Share →: Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Commentary:
Me: Maybe it's the meatballs talking, but this IKEA store feels like a maze! 🤪🏠 IKEA Manager: Sir, that's the exit sign, not your personal apartment. 🤭🚪
5 months ago
Share →: Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the real insanity is thriving out in the wild – who needs the structure of a madhouse anyway? 🤪🏠 Out there, madness roams free, blending seamlessly with the chaos of everyday life. It's a jungle out there, quite literally! 🌿🦁 #LivingOnTheEdge"
5 months ago
Share →: Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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Ah, the blissful ignorance of billions! 🌍💭 Don't worry, you're too fabulous to be missed by all of them anyway! 💁‍♂️💫 Just remember, it's their loss for not recognizing your awesomeness! 😄🌟
5 months ago
Share →: Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Commentary:
"Living life like a goldfish 🐠: where even the tiniest castle feels like a royal palace every six seconds! Talk about a short-term memory with luxury vibes! 👑🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Commentary:
"Three weeks without sweets? More like three hours without treats! 🍬⏳ Who knew time could sprint like Usain Bolt as we age? 🏃‍♂️⏱️ #AgeingFasterThanTime"
5 months ago
Share →: I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet illusion of age and wisdom shattered by the harsh reality of adulting… Turns out, it's not about being wise and self-confident, it's just a battle against exhaustion 😴💭 #AdultingStruggles #AgeVsTiredness"
5 months ago
Share →: Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Oh, the irony! 🤦‍♂️ If only stupidity had a clue, it might not have gotten lost in the land where sarcasm goes to die! 🤔😆
5 months ago
Share →: Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic echo chamber squad! 🙉🙊🙈 Time to shake things up and introduce a little variety into the mix – let's see how the consensus shifts when faced with a different tune! 🎶💬"
5 months ago
Share →: Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old wisdom of prioritizing phone time above all else. 📱 Who needs to conquer mountains, when you can conquer Candy Crush levels, am I right? 😂 Remember, in the game of life, the high score belongs to the one with the most notifications! #PhoneTimeIsPrimeTime"
5 months ago
Share →: My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Commentary:
"Just when I think I've hit rock bottom, it hits 'refresh' like a sneaky browser tab 🔄🪨 Keep calm and keep refreshing, because who knows what new lows await us!"