206 Funny perspective quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

  Commentary:
  "Gratitude is great and all, but I could have done without a few of life's 'special' offerings… Like that one time I learned the hard way why you should never trust a microwave with popcorn! 🍿😅 #LessonsLearned"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a breathalyzer when you've got fruit flies as your personal sobriety test squad? 🍸🦟 #CheersToFruitFlyCheckpoint"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a window when you've got this level of fabulosity? 💁‍♀️✨ Put me in a broom closet and suddenly it's a VIP lounge! 😂 #RoomsWithAClue"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you lemons, you can't help but wonder if it's trying to start a citrus war 🤔🍋 Maybe those lemons are just misunderstood and in dire need of a good old-fashioned chat 😄 After all, nothing zesty should go to waste! #LemonConspiracy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being as unaware as a ghost at a party, except you're just being silly! 🤪 Don't be the 'stupid ghost' in your circle – embrace the wisdom and keep the laughs coming! 😜👻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

  Commentary:
  Watching Home Alone backwards is like witnessing a heartwarming tale of a little hero who uses the power of magic to fix up two unfortunate souls, literally piece by piece! 🏡🔙😂 Just when you thought the Wet Bandits couldn't catch a break… Reverse movie magic strikes again!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life begins when you can afford it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question: when exactly does life begin? According to some, it kicks off the moment you can finally afford that much-needed coffee to function in the morning ☕️💸. And let's be real, managing to pay the bills without crying is basically adulting on expert mode 🧾💪. So, cheers to those moments when we feel like true champions of this thing called life – at least until the next paycheck disappears into the void! 💸

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

  Commentary:
  "Raisins and grandmas have something in common – they both have wrinkles and are still sweet! 🍇👵 Who knew nature's snacks and aging gracefully had so much in common? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

  Commentary:
  "Nobody checked in with the sun to see if it needed rescuing 🌞 Maybe it's perfectly content with its job of brightening our days, who are we to assume otherwise? 🤔😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs followers when you can just annoy bots until they throw in the towel and hit the digital road? 🤖👋 #BotBusting"

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