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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.
Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?
Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.
Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.
I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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5 months ago
Share →: They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Commentary:
"Maybe we can start a new reality TV show called 'Invasion of Privacy with [Your Name]' 🏠🕵️‍♂️ Who needs permission anyway, right? Just kidding! Please don't call the cops 😅 #HouseHunting"
5 months ago
Share →: Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Commentary:
"Life's cruel reality: Enjoy that slice of cake now, because it's all downhill from here! 🍰😂 Embrace the extra pounds like battle scars of a life well-lived! 💪🏼😜"
5 months ago
Share →: This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal conundrum – waiting for things to pass while also questioning the cosmic absurdity of it all 🤷‍♂️ Remember, even the weirdest moments eventually become outlandish anecdotes for future laughs! 🌀 #RollWithTheCosmicPunches
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Commentary:
"Well, if you can't even keep up with your own life on Earth, trying to manage one on another planet sounds like a mission impossible! 🌎👽 #StrugglesOfEarthlings"
5 months ago
Share →: Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Commentary:
"Taking a break from the big picture can be like switching from an IMAX movie to a flipbook! 🎥📚 Sometimes you just need to zoom in and appreciate the little quirks of life. 🧐🔍 Who knew there could be such a thing as 'picture overload'? 🤯🤳 #SmallButMighty"
5 months ago
Share →: If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Commentary:
Hmm, good thing the earth isn't flat, or we'd have a whole new meaning to "falling off the edge of the world!" 🌎🙈 Just imagine the long line at the edge with daredevils ready to take the leap of faith! 🤣 #GravitySavesLives
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on surviving another Thursday! Just remember, it's not a near-death experience, it's just a regular day in adulthood 😅🎉 #AdultingLikeAPro"
5 months ago
Share →: If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Commentary:
"Life: the ultimate teacher that never gives you a break 📚✏️ Maybe if we all collectively failed the lesson, it might just stop teaching them! 🤔🛑 #LifeLessons"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Commentary:
Well, isn't time just playing the long game of hide and seek with us? It's out here claiming to be a great healer, but really it's the ultimate undefeated champion in the game of life 🏆⏳💀 #PlotTwist #TimeIsNotAlwaysOnOurSide
5 months ago
Share →: One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old battle between logic and 'what the heck?!' 🤔🤷‍♂️ It's all about perspective, folks! Just remember, sometimes the best solutions come from a little bit of both. 🤪🧠 #MindBlown"