Commentary:
"Stealing my post? I guess my sense of humor is now considered charity work! 😂📦"
249 Funny perspective quotes
God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the infamous 'man flu'—nature's way of leveling the playing field! 😂🤧👶"
Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”
Commentary:
"Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦♂️😂"
I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
Commentary:
"Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘♂️🤣🩲"
I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”
Commentary:
"When you hit the age where boxes have more appeal than diamonds… 📦💎 #BoxGoals"
After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.
Commentary:
"Spent 6 hours in a serious 'think tank' only to realize I was just fishing in a puddle! 🧠🤔🐟😂"
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?
Commentary:
"Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂"
You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.
Commentary:
"20 is the free trial version of adulthood that expires just when you start figuring it out! 🎉⏳😂"
They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?
Commentary:
"Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"
The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, make sure you know where the bathroom is! 🍋🚽😄"