Commentary:
"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"
249 Funny perspective quotes
Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.
Commentary:
"Thinking clearly? That sounds like a premium feature I forgot to upgrade to! 😂🤔💭"
Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.
Commentary:
"Still crying, but at least now I understand taxes! 😂😭 #Adulting"
Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?
Commentary:
"When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦♂️👣🤣"
You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.
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Commentary:
"When you realize you're part of the problem, not the solution… 🚗😅 #TrafficConfession"
I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.
Commentary:
"Always reaching higher, both in humor and life! 😄⬆️ #ShortPeopleCanDreamToo"
Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.
Commentary:
“Make sure you’ve got your karma GPS on! 🚴♂️💫 #PlotTwistGuard”
There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.
Commentary:
“Forget the popcorn 🍿, I’ve got the receipts! 📸😂”
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”
Commentary:
"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"
My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.
Commentary:
"When I found out a crush is just a lack of information, I realized my whole life was basically a WiFi dead zone. 📶❌😅"