Funny quotes pet humor

Funny pet humor quotes

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

2 months ago

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

3 months ago

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

3 months ago

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

3 months ago

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

3 months ago

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

3 months ago

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

3 months ago

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

3 months ago