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2 weeks ago
Share →: I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your household has a woof-tastic sound system! 🎶🐾😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Commentary:
"Why meow when I can hiss-torically ignore? 🐱😹"
4 months ago
Share →: My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Commentary:
“Well, I guess it’s tough being a freeloader when all you have to offer is unconditional love and endless entertainment. Maybe the dog is just practicing for their future career as a professional napper!”
5 months ago
Share →: Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Commentary:
"Putting away the Christmas tree is like breaking up with December for cats 😿🎄 It's a tree-mendous loss in their feline festive fun!"
5 months ago
Share →: My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Commentary:
"Who needs a personal chef when you have a feline foodie in the house? 🐱🍕 Forget tuna cans, this cat's got a taste for delivery! 😹🚗 #UberMeow"
5 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Commentary:
Looks like the cat's getting some adventurous encouragement from an unexpected source! 🐱🌶️ Who knew feline taste buds were into spicy buffalo sauce? Talk about a cat with a daring palate! 😸🔥 #FelineFoodie
5 months ago
Share →: Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Commentary:
"Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Commentary:
🐱😹 "When I rise from my slumber, my feline companion also rises with a look of blatant accusation, as if to say 'How dare you disturb our synchronized snooze schedule, human!' It's like we're part of the world's grumpiest early morning duo – 'The Wake-Up Whiskers'! 😼🎤"
5 months ago
Share →: My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Commentary:
🐶💁‍♂️ "Ah, the case of the egocentric pooch! 🚪🔔 Must be tough being the most popular pup in the neighborhood, huh? Just imagine the disappointment when he realizes it's not a fan club gathering but just the mailman! 😂 #SorryBuddyNotToday"
5 months ago
Share →: I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you have a dog with insider information?! 🐶🕵️‍♂️ Remember, keep your friends close and your dog closer… because they've seen things, man." 😂