12 Funny pet humor quotes — Wordgag ツ

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

3 months ago3 months ago

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

3 months ago3 months ago

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

4 months ago4 months ago

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

5 months ago5 months ago

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Feb 25, 2025

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Jan 29, 2025

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Jan 27, 2025

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Jan 25, 2025

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Jan 24, 2025

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Jan 23, 2025

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Jan 22, 2025