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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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My parents think they know me.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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