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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

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I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Going viral on YouTube:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Just landed via WeChat:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Going bananas on Threads:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Going viral on Threads:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Just shared via Facebook:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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"Whoever said 'life begins at 40' clearly never tried to gracefully exit a sports car! 🏎️😅 It's all fun and games until your knees remind you that you're not as young as you used to be! 🚗💨 #AgeingGracefully"

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

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Just shared via Messenger:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Seen just now on WeChat:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Trending via Messenger:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Spotted on Twitch:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Just shared via Twitch:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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