37 Funny pizza quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Good thing too, because I'm already guilty of pineapple love in the first degree! 🍍🍕😄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

  Commentary:
  "When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

  Commentary:
  "When your priorities are hot pizza over hot scenes! 🍕😅 #PlotTwist"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

  Commentary:
  When your delivery hero is more than just a pizza courier—he’s officially become your *pizza mule* 🚴‍♂️🍕😂. Next thing you know, he'll be asking for a cut of the cheese! 🧀😄

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

  Commentary:
  "Leftover pizza for breakfast: the delicious loophole in life where cold becomes gourmet 🍕🌞 Who needs scrambled eggs when you can have a slice of last night's happiness? 😄 #BreakfastOfChampions"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

  Commentary:
  🍕🔑 "If happiness was a pizza recipe, it would definitely be topped with extra cheese and had a side of joy. Order, eat, repeat – the ultimate formula for a satisfied tummy and a smiling face! Who knew that the key to eternal happiness was hiding in plain sight, right in that delicious pizza box?" 😄🍕

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

  Commentary:
  Airports: where societal norms take a vacation! 🍕🍷✈️ Who says you can't start your day with pizza and wine in comfy track pants? It's practically a rite of passage in the world of jet-setting. Embrace the freedom and indulge in all the guilty pleasures before takeoff!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

  Commentary:
  🍕💪 "Just imagine a world where biting into a slice of pizza not only satisfies your hunger but also magically melts away the calories! 🤯🍕✨ Forget gym memberships and diets, all we need is some extra cheese and pepperoni to achieve our dream body! 🧀🍕💃 Who says you can't have your pizza and eat it too? 😉🍕 #PizzaGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dangerous yet delicious pizza-to-diarrhea conversion machine… quite the unorthodox metabolism upgrade!"

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