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Funny pizza quotes

Oct 20
Share →: I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.
Sep 30
Share →: My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.
Sep 23
Share →: Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.
Sep 22
Share →: The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?
Sep 22
Share →: I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.
Sep 22
Share →: One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
Sep 22
Share →: I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.
Sep 22
Share →: Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.
Sep 22
Share →: The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!
Sep 22
Share →: I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.