57 Funny pizza quotes

• Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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  4 weeks ago

  comfort, comfort food, comparison, food, food comparison, humor, little, pillow, pillows, pizza, pizza roll, roll, rolls, snack

• Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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  1 month ago

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• If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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  2 months ago

  better, food, food pun, give, going, humor, me, pizza, pun, thought

• If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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  2 months ago

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• Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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  2 months ago

  cold, fan, food, food preference, frozen, frozen pizza, humor, joke, opinion, pizza, preference, too

• Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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  2 months ago

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• Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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  2 months ago

  food, humor, nothing, pizza, plain, plain pizza, simple, simple food

• Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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  2 months ago

  blood, cravings, end, ever, fantasy, food, funny thought, human, humor, insects, mosquito, obsession, pizza, pursuit, thought

• Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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  2 months ago

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• Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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  2 months ago

  burn, decide, decision, decision making, dinner, food, humor, i, making, meal, meal planning, order, pizza, planning, procrastination, trying

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