60 Funny pizza quotes

• It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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  11 hours ago

  actually, answer, delivery, door, food, Funny, hands, humor, joke, people, pizza, think, visitor

• Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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  12 hours ago

  best, better, circle, comparison, doing, food, humor, i, knows, life, me, pizza, rat, routine, social, social circle, sometimes, Subway, subway rat, think, urban, urban life, where

• Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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  12 hours ago

  breadstick, comparison, crust, devour, eating, eating habit, food, food comparison, food preference, habit, humor, pan, people, pizza, preference

• The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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  16 hours ago

  chip, chips, different, eating, food, humor, i, pizza, restaurant, snack, starter, wait, waiting, while

• If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

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  20 hours ago

  crust, friendship, humor, ID, pizza, pizza crust, rat, share, sharing, Subway, subway rat

• If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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  21 hours ago

  business, business failure, chain, Domino’s, ever, failure, feel, food, food industry, humor, industry, Italy, just, marketing, open, pizza, remember, tried

• Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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  22 hours ago

  bed, bedtime, canceling, canceling date, cancelling, care, date, early, early night, humor, i, night, order, pizza, relaxation, self, self-care

• Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

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  5 days ago

  behavior, carrying, feels, food, funny observation, humor, observation, pizza, public, showing, showing off, social, social behavior

• Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

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  6 days ago

  cryptocurrency, d.c., food, food order, manipulation, market, market manipulation, order, ordering, pizza, Polymarket, prank, pull, rug, rug pull, scam, Washington, Washington D.C.

• Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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  1 week ago

  anyone, bad, bad day, comfort, comfort food, day, food, food idea, free, free food, having, humor, idea, pizza, should

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