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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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43 Funny pizza quotes

Funny pizza quotes bring a deliciously humorous twist to everyone’s favorite dish! 🍕😂 From witty remarks about pizza cravings to playful observations on pizza toppings, these quotes capture the lighter side of enjoying a slice. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in your cheesy, saucy indulgence! 😄🍕

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5 days ago
Share →: Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Commentary:
Guess we better start stocking up on pepperoni just in case the mosquitoes decide to swap their bloodlust for a slice obsession! 🍕🦟
5 days ago
Share →: Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Commentary:
Applying all my hut skills to become the ultimate Hut Manager! 🍕🕶️🏕️
6 days ago
Share →: Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆
6 days ago
Share →: I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Commentary:
"Ah, the geometry of pizza and women: deliciously puzzling! 😄🍕🔺⬜️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Commentary:
"When in Rome…or whenever you want to carb-load in style! 🍝🍕🇮🇹 #TravelByStomach"
2 months ago
Share →: There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

Commentary:
"Good thing too, because I'm already guilty of pineapple love in the first degree! 🍍🍕😄"
2 months ago
Share →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Commentary:
"Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜"
2 months ago
Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Commentary:
"When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"
2 months ago
Share →: Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Commentary:
"When your priorities are hot pizza over hot scenes! 🍕😅 #PlotTwist"

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Going viral on Reddit:

For the record, I use a turntable.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Just shared via Instagram:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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