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32 Funny pizza quotes

Funny pizza quotes bring a deliciously humorous twist to everyone’s favorite dish! 🍕😂 From witty remarks about pizza cravings to playful observations on pizza toppings, these quotes capture the lighter side of enjoying a slice. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in your cheesy, saucy indulgence! 😄🍕

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025