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Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬
60 Funny pizza quotes
If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.
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Thinking cap on, pizza oven preheated! 🍕🤔 If it's not cheesy, I can't make it easy! 😄
If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.
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Guess lasagnas took the "less is more" philosophy a bit too seriously! 🍕+🍕=2, but 🍝+🍝=1 🤔😂
Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.
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Guess I’ll just warm up to the idea of eating it! 🍕😂
Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.
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Once this broccoli becomes a lawyer, there are no excuses left! 🌿📚💼
Nothing tops a plain pizza.
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When you want a slice of minimalism 🍕😄
Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?
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Guess we better start stocking up on pepperoni just in case the mosquitoes decide to swap their bloodlust for a slice obsession! 🍕🦟
Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?
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Applying all my hut skills to become the ultimate Hut Manager! 🍕🕶️🏕️
Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.
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Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆
I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.
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When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂