16 Funny podcast quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to true crime podcasts: turning armchair detectives into potential masterminds since forever 🔍🎧🕵️‍♂️ #CrimePodcastJunkie #DontMessWithUs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

  Commentary:
  "Considering launching a true crime podcast! 🕵️‍♀️🔍 Although, my search history might raise a few eyebrows at the FBI… 🕵️‍♂️🔪 #PodcastPrep #SuspiciousSearches"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

  Commentary:
  "Podcasts are like babies – some people are just better off admiring them from a safe distance 👶🎙️ Just because you can produce one doesn't mean you should unleash your 'adorable' creation on the world! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

  Commentary:
  "Because let's face it, those ladies would have my killer behind bars quicker than my pizza delivery guy finding my house 🍕🕵️‍♀️🔍 #PodcastDetectives #CrackingCasesBetweenCoffeeBreaks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

  Commentary:
  Looks like there's a podcast microphone in one hand and a questionable opinion in the other 🎙️🙈 Who knew that an abundance of podcast gear would lead to a surplus of hot takes? 🔥 Maybe it's time for a mandatory filter for those recording booths! 🤔🎧 #PodcastPandemonium

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my thoughts were such chatterboxes? 🗣️🎙️ Now I've got a mind full of influencers! 🤯 #PodcastMania"

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