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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

3 months ago

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

3 months ago

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

3 months ago

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

3 months ago

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

3 months ago

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

3 months ago

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

3 months ago

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

3 months ago

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

3 months ago

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

3 months ago

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

3 months ago

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

3 months ago

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

3 months ago

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

3 months ago

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

3 months ago

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

3 months ago