Funny professionalism quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Aura is the real business card.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll need to work on my 'aura-tunity' for success! ✨💼😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of not sipping on a margarita while negotiating a higher salary 🍸💰 A clear mind leads to clear arguments, after all! Time to put down the cocktail and pick up the confidence instead! 🚫🍹 #RaiseNegotiationEtiquette"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it amazing how professional language can disguise our true feelings? 😅 Next time someone asks for a favor at work, just put on your biggest smile and say, 'Absolutely, without a doubt!' 😉🔥"

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