Funny quotes » professionalism

Funny professionalism quotes

New funny professionalism quotes 👇

  • Aura is the real business card.

    Commentary:
    “Guess I’ll need to work on my ‘aura-tunity’ for success! ✨💼😂

  • Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old wisdom of not sipping on a margarita while negotiating a higher salary 🍸💰 A clear mind leads to clear arguments, after all! Time to put down the cocktail and pick up the confidence instead! 🚫🍹 #RaiseNegotiationEtiquette”

  • It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

    Commentary:
    “Isn’t it amazing how professional language can disguise our true feelings? 😅 Next time someone asks for a favor at work, just put on your biggest smile and say, ‘Absolutely, without a doubt!’ 😉🔥

For even more funny professionalism quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny professionalism quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Advertisement

Trending Topics

activity communication day family food fun fun activity humor i irony joke just know life love me need parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work