22 Funny rain quotes

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.
If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.
When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.
Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.
The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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5 months ago
Share →: If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Commentary:
"Who needs an umbrella when you've got SPF armor? 🌞☔️ Rain, rain, go away, sunscreen is here to stay! 💪😎"
5 months ago
Share →: The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist finding the silver lining in shorter days! 🌧️ Let's hope for brighter skies and shorter rainy spells ahead! ☀️☔️"
5 months ago
Share →: Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Commentary:
Looks like the sky finally sorted out its identity crisis! 🌞☔️ Don't worry, it was just the sun making a brief cameo before letting the rain reclaim the spotlight. Mother Nature's just keeping things interesting! 🌦️ #WeatherDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic summer dilemma: sunscreen for the sizzle, raincoat for the drizzle! 🌞🌧️ Don't forget to hydrate your skin to keep it sunny-side up! 😉🌞 #SummerVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of a sudden shower or the hum of a fan – truly the rockstars of the white noise world! 🌧️🎶 Who needs concert tickets when you've got raindrops and oscillating fans to serenade your ears? 😄🎤 #WhiteNoiseRocks"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Commentary:
"Don't fret about a soggy start to summer! Just think of it as a free 'rain sauna' service. 🌧️☀️ Who needs a beach when you've got a warm raincoat? Keep those spirits up, and remember, soggy weather builds character and strong umbrella-wielding skills!"
5 months ago
Share →: One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging 🌧️👵 Embracing life's little reminders that you're not as young and invincible as you used to be! Time to invest in some knee braces and a weather app 🌧️💪 #RainyDayRealizations"
5 months ago
Share →: I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Commentary:
"Who needs a magician when you've got an umbrella? 🌂✨ Rainy day hack: the ultimate invisibility cloak! 😂☔️ #HeadlessInSeattle"
5 months ago
Share →: Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boyfriend when you have the rain to provide all the drama 🌧️💁‍♀️ Let the rain showers wash away your worries and leave the heartache indoors! 😉 #RainTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Commentary:
"Let it rip like a true thunderstorm! 🌧️💨 Embrace the symphony of bodily sounds, for in the world of nature, even the rain ☔ needs a little thunder! Let your bladder be the sky and your fart the lightning! ⚡😄"