Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic summer dilemma: sunscreen for the sizzle, raincoat for the drizzle! 🌞🌧️ Don't forget to hydrate your skin to keep it sunny-side up! 😉🌞 #SummerVibes"

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of a sudden shower or the hum of a fan – truly the rockstars of the white noise world! 🌧️🎶 Who needs concert tickets when you've got raindrops and oscillating fans to serenade your ears? 😄🎤 #WhiteNoiseRocks"

Don't worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Commentary:
"Don't fret about a soggy start to summer! Just think of it as a free 'rain sauna' service. 🌧️☀️ Who needs a beach when you've got a warm raincoat? Keep those spirits up, and remember, soggy weather builds character and strong umbrella-wielding skills!"

One minute you're young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging 🌧️👵 Embracing life's little reminders that you're not as young and invincible as you used to be! Time to invest in some knee braces and a weather app 🌧️💪 #RainyDayRealizations"

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Commentary:
"Who needs a magician when you've got an umbrella? 🌂✨ Rainy day hack: the ultimate invisibility cloak! 😂☔️ #HeadlessInSeattle"

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can't.

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boyfriend when you have the rain to provide all the drama 🌧️💁‍♀️ Let the rain showers wash away your worries and leave the heartache indoors! 😉 #RainTherapy"

Don't be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Commentary:
"Let it rip like a true thunderstorm! 🌧️💨 Embrace the symphony of bodily sounds, for in the world of nature, even the rain ☔ needs a little thunder! Let your bladder be the sky and your fart the lightning! ⚡😄"

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Commentary:
"Parenting: Going from 'Yaaas!' ⚾ to 'Thank you, rain gods! ☔' in the blink of an eye. The real MVPs here are the clouds! ☁️ #ParentingLife"

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

Commentary:
"Ah, the famous correlation between rain and donuts – a classic combo like PB&J! 🌧️🍩 Who needs an umbrella when you've got a delicious stack of 6 donuts to keep you company on this wet and wacky adventure? But hey, who's counting when you're enjoying the sweet side of life, right? 😄 Embrace the rain, savor the donuts, and let the good times pour! ☔️🍩"