121 Funny reality quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

  Commentary:
  "When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the weather's auditioning for its own reality TV drama! 🌦️🤣📺"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

  Commentary:
  "When life's all rainbows and unicorns, and then reality hits you like a Monday morning alarm clock ⏰🦄 #PlotTwist"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew just staying alive would require a monthly subscription fee? 💸💰 Living the expensive life one day at a time!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

  Commentary:
  "Living up to your potential? More like napping up to your potential! 💤 Who needs goals when you've got a cozy duvet and a Netflix queue to conquer? 🛋️😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a closer peek, it's like a sneak peek into a circus of crazy 🤪🤹‍♂️! Remember, in a world full of madness, it's all about finding your own special kind of crazy 🃏🤣!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs their life to be put together anyway? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the chaos, embrace the mess – that's where the fun is! 🎉 Just remember, it's hard for something to fall apart if it was never fully assembled in the first place! 😜 #LifeMotto"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs reality when you can have a pocket full of unicorns and rainbows instead? 🦄🌈 Embracing the madness like a boss! 😜 #LivingMyBestFantasyLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from social media can really open your eyes to the world around you – like the realization that you're still somehow legally bound to another human being. Who knew that scrolling through endless cat videos could distract you from checking in on your own love life?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern rite of passage – from carefree youth to adulting master by the power of Google search! Who needs to know how to change a tire when you can just ask the almighty search engine? Remember, in the age of information, being an adult is less about having all the answers and more about knowing where to find them online!

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