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"Remember, folks, life is like a pair of jeans – it's all fun and games until you realize you've been enjoying a bit too much fun and now those jeans are giving you a not-so-subtle reminder. It's all about finding that perfect balance between enjoyment and elastic waistbands!"
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- We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.
- Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.
- Forever grateful that thought bubbles arenβt a real thing.
- Adulting in 3 words: itβs always something.
- Most insane people live outside of madhouses.
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"Apologies, I am currently booked solid avoiding responsibilities as the horrors of reality keep knocking on my door like unwanted salespeople πͺπ» #NotTodayReality #ProcrastinationGameStrong" -
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"Being an adult is like being handed a manual written in invisible ink and being expected to navigate life without a GPS… or a clue π€·ββοΈπ #LostInAdulthood" -
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Oh, the struggle of dealing with the brutal honesty! π€π» It's like trying to stream your favorite show, only for the WiFi to suddenly ghost you. ππΆ Just standing there, lost in the digital abyss, contemplating your life choices and waiting for the universe to hit play again. π€π #TruthHurts #WiFiWoes -
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"Life is like a rollercoaster that ends with a really abrupt drop-off π’π. So buckle up, enjoy the ride, and try not to spill your popcorn! πΏπ" -
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"Welcome to adulthood, where the coffee flows like water and sleep is just a distant memory. π΄βοΈ Don't worry, we're all just zombies in business attire here! πΌπ§ββοΈ" -
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Oh, we've gone way beyond delusional and straight into the realm of extreme fantasy π§ββοΈ! Calling these folks delusional would be like saying a hurricane is just a light breeze π¨. It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole… with a bulldozer π! We might need to invent a whole new word for these visionary individuals π€ͺ! -
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Looks like adulthood took a detour and ended up in the wrong neighborhood! πΊοΈπ Who knew the brochure would be so misleading? Welcome to the twisted reality of being a grown-up! π’π€·ββοΈ -
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"Rumor has it that those who haven't watched a single Kardashian show are actually unicorns in disguise π¦β¨. So, congrats on keeping that mythical status intact! Who needs reality TV when you've got the reality of NOT knowing who's dating who in Calabasas? π€·ββοΈπ " -
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"Well, forget reality then β we're all just living in a simulation at this point! π€·ββοΈπΉοΈ #2020vibes"
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- You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not a jar of Nutella.
- Just another day of not being hot and rich.
- If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.
- This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
- Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”
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