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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

3 weeks ago

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

1 month ago

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

1 month ago

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

1 month ago

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

1 month ago

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

1 month ago

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

1 month ago

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

1 month ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

1 month ago

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

2 months ago

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

2 months ago

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

2 months ago

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

2 months ago

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

3 months ago

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

3 months ago

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

3 months ago

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

3 months ago

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

3 months ago

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

3 months ago