Funny quotes remember

76 Funny remember quotes

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025