146 Funny remember quotes

• I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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  4 minutes ago

  Aldi, Britain, economy, embarrassed, humor, i, Lidl, nostalgia, remember, rich, shopping, supermarket, used

• (While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

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  6 days ago

  Christmas, Christmas present, gift, gift opening, humor, milk, opening, present, remember, said, while, wife

• Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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  6 days ago

  before, belief, believe, better, cristiano, Cristiano Ronaldo, debate, football, footballer, grown, grown man, humor, kid, kids, laugh, lionel, Lionel Messi, man, men, messi, remember, ronaldo, Santa, sports, sports debate

• If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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  2 weeks ago

  adversity, guy, humor, just, life, motivation, nobody, remember, right, sarcasm, struggle, worse

• If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

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  2 weeks ago

  feel, feeling, feeling unwell, going, humor, indifference, just, love, man, remember, something, through, time, tough, tough love, tough time, unwell, well

• Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, else, everyone, humor, individuality, irony, just, paradox, remember, unique

• I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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  3 weeks ago

  age, ball, balls, enough, FIFA, football, humor, joke, kicking, nostalgia, old, remember, soccer, sports

• Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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  4 weeks ago

  bad, blanket, comfort, cozy, happen, humor, just, nothing, protection, remember, safety, under, while

• I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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  1 month ago

  40s, age, before, birthday, confusion, forty, humor, i, know, memory, remember

• I remember sex. That was cool.

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  1 month ago

  cool, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, remember, sex

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