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(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

Apr 1, 2026

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

Apr 1, 2026

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Apr 1, 2026

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Apr 1, 2026

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Apr 1, 2026

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Apr 1, 2026

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

Apr 1, 2026

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

Apr 1, 2026

I remember sex. That was cool.

Apr 1, 2026

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Mar 31, 2026

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Mar 31, 2026

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

Mar 31, 2026

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Mar 31, 2026

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Mar 31, 2026

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Mar 31, 2026

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Mar 31, 2026

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

Mar 31, 2026

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Mar 31, 2026

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Mar 31, 2026

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Mar 31, 2026

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Mar 31, 2026

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Mar 31, 2026

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

Mar 31, 2026

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Mar 31, 2026

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Mar 31, 2026

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Mar 31, 2026

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Mar 30, 2026

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Mar 30, 2026

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Mar 30, 2026

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Mar 30, 2026

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Mar 30, 2026

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Mar 30, 2026

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Mar 30, 2026

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Mar 30, 2026

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Mar 30, 2026

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

Mar 29, 2026

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Mar 29, 2026

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Mar 29, 2026