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Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Commentary:
"Growing older may have its drawbacks but at least you've paid your dues and earned the ultimate reward – exemption from the dreaded moving day requests! 🚚💪 #AgingGracefully"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Commentary:
Looks like your cat's got some real estate ambitions! 🐱💼 Better watch out before he starts investing in catnip futures and litter box condos. 😂 #Catpreneurship
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Commentary:
"Sending your spouse stuff on social media is a slippery slope – one minute you're spreading love, the next minute you're redistributing chores like it's the Wild West 🤠. Proceed with caution, folks! 💻🧹 #MarriageMemes"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Commentary:
"In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised… And we all know that's when the real fun begins! 😜🚫👀"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Commentary:
"Looks like even fate itself couldn't get you out of that Monday morning meeting! 🤣 #BlameItOnTheUniverse #WorkLifeWoahs"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Commentary:
"Oops, looks like debt collectors will have to hunt down my past selves! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Time travel might be the only solution here! ⏳🚀 Oh well, new year, new debts to ignore! 😆💼 #OutOfSightOutOfMind"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my to-do list is playing hide and seek with the responsible party 🕵️‍♂️. Maybe I should assign it to my cat 🐱, he seems pretty good at ignoring tasks anyway! 😹"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Commentary:
"Living with someone who just graduated from Hotel Mama – where the room service is unbeatable and the laundry magically does itself – can make you feel like you've suddenly become a one-person parent club! 🏨🧳🤷‍♀️ #SingleParentStruggles"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Commentary:
"Men taking the pill? Now that's what you call a true 'bulletproof' plan! 🚫💊😂 Who knew unloading the gun could be the ultimate form of contraception! 🔫😏 #SafeAndSound"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Commentary:
Ah, the adult version of the classic tune – "wallet, glasses, keys and phone" – where forgetfulness meets responsibility in a not-so-catchy melody! 🎶🤓🔑📱 It's the new jam for grown-ups everywhere, making sure we're always prepared and slightly disorganized at the same time. 😅 #AdultingInStyle