Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Commentary:
🐱📱 "Introducing the purr-fect app for all the cat sitters out there – Litterboxd! Finally, a platform where professionals can rate their furry clients based on claw-some behavior and meow-nificent cuddle sessions. Who knew a litterbox could be so full of digital possibilities? 😸💩 #CatLoversUnite"

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the dessert critics strike again, demanding their sweets to be less sweet just to keep things, you know, interesting 🍰😂 It's a fine line between tasty and toothache-inducing, but these oddballs are on a mission to find that perfect balance! More power to them! 👏👀"

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's living life on the five-star lane! 🌟🍿 Who needs critics when you've got an abundance of joy-sparking movies at your fingertips, right? Keep that positivity train rolling, movie buff!"

The single star on Texas' flag is actually a review.

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Commentary:
"Looks like Texas takes their self-esteem seriously, getting a review right on their flag! ⭐️ Maybe they're just making it easy for others to rate their Lone Star state experience! 🤠 #TexasPride #ReviewMe"

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Commentary:
"Looks like the plumber's not the only one who's good with pipes! 🚰🔧 Giving Google a run for its money, one review at a time! 😄👍 #PlumbingHumor #GoogleReviewRating"

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Commentary:
"Me trying to embrace nature: 🌿🌞

Nature's response: 🦟🌿🚫

Well then, Mother Nature isn't holding back with her rating system! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😂"

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Commentary:
"Rent be out here acting like it's striving for that promotion to Executive Suite 🏢📈 Who knew paying rent could come with an annual performance evaluation? 😂 Maybe it's time for a feedback session with your landlord?"