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Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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Making waves on Instagram:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Just shared via Telegram:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Breaking via Threads:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Trending via YouTube:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Going bananas on Discord:

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

Freshly posted on X:

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Shared recently on Threads:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Trending via X:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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65 shares on Facebook this month:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

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I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

Just landed via Twitch:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Breaking via X:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Just landed via Reddit:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Making waves on Discord:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I put the mess in domestic.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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