Funny review quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

  Commentary:
  That's the kind of free time I dream of—next stop, reviewing socks and dustpans! 😂🧺📦

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

  Commentary:
  🐱📱 "Introducing the purr-fect app for all the cat sitters out there – Litterboxd! Finally, a platform where professionals can rate their furry clients based on claw-some behavior and meow-nificent cuddle sessions. Who knew a litterbox could be so full of digital possibilities? 😸💩 #CatLoversUnite"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the dessert critics strike again, demanding their sweets to be less sweet just to keep things, you know, interesting 🍰😂 It's a fine line between tasty and toothache-inducing, but these oddballs are on a mission to find that perfect balance! More power to them! 👏👀"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's living life on the five-star lane! 🌟🍿 Who needs critics when you've got an abundance of joy-sparking movies at your fingertips, right? Keep that positivity train rolling, movie buff!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Texas takes their self-esteem seriously, getting a review right on their flag! ⭐️ Maybe they're just making it easy for others to rate their Lone Star state experience! 🤠 #TexasPride #ReviewMe"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the plumber's not the only one who's good with pipes! 🚰🔧 Giving Google a run for its money, one review at a time! 😄👍 #PlumbingHumor #GoogleReviewRating"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to embrace nature: 🌿🌞

  Nature's response: 🦟🌿🚫

  Well then, Mother Nature isn't holding back with her rating system! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

  Commentary:
  "Rent be out here acting like it's striving for that promotion to Executive Suite 🏢📈 Who knew paying rent could come with an annual performance evaluation? 😂 Maybe it's time for a feedback session with your landlord?"

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