Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Commentary:
Absolutely! Salsa is practically a salad… with a spicy twist! 🌶️🥑 So go ahead and salsa your way to your daily veggie quota! Who knew getting your greens could be so festive? 💃🥗

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Commentary:
"Now that's an organizing strategy I can get behind – after all, why not add a little alphabetical order to the chaos of different heights? Just imagine the confusion when you're torn between proudly standing tall and resigning yourself to your place in the alphabetical pecking order!"

Just because you haven't found the right person, doesn't mean you will.

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal search for the elusive 'right person' – a quest as mysterious and unpredictable as finding matching socks in the laundry. Keep looking, dear friend, for in the vast sea of potentials, there may just be a diamond in the rough…or at least someone who can tolerate your questionable taste in movies."

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Commentary:
"Well, if explaining why you're right isn't arguing, then I guess I've been having some pretty intense discussions with myself in the mirror every morning!"