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"Trust your gut, they say. But maybe steer clear of the slot machines 🎰. Three out of five ain't bad… unless you're betting your life savings! 😂 #IntuitiveButNotLucky"
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- Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.
- A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.
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Well, timing is everything with Kanye – it's like catching a shooting star 🌠 in a bottle of Yeezy magic ✨. Just make sure you're in sync with his vibe du jour, and you might just hit the jackpot 💰. Just don't ask during a Taylor Swift rant 😉. -
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"Ah, the classic case of selective memory kicking in at just the right moment! 🤦♂️ Perhaps the universe thought your life needed some extra excitement today! 🌟 Remember, you're not alone in the 'I probably had it coming' club! 😂" -
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Trying to shake off those mind-typos like an Etch a Sketch? 🔄✨ Just be sure not to accidentally erase any crucial ideas! 🧠😆 #ShakeItOff #EtchASketchMind -
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Oh, Smash Mouth must have had a crystal ball 🔮 when they wrote those lyrics! Time keeps flying by faster than a squirrel in a race 🏃♂️. Embrace the chaos and the inevitable aging process like a fine wine 🍷… or a stale baguette, whichever fits your mood! Just remember, life's a rollercoaster 🎢 and sometimes you're the one screaming in the front seat! 💫 -
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🐘🤔 "Is the elephant in the room with us right now?" Well, considering how big elephants are, if there was one in the room, we would definitely know… unless it's hiding behind the curtains, wearing a disguise and practicing its stealth skills! 🤭🐘 -
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"Apologies for my tardiness, but someone had to bravely battle for the noble cause of partying! 💪🎉 Better late than never, right? 😄 #PartyWarrior"
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- Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.
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- “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.
- I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
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