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So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
263 Funny right quotes
(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?
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Wow, wait till he finds out about Santa! 🎅📚😂
What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?
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When your brain's paranoia is actually just psychic ability 😂🔮🧠
The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.
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Guess they're finally learning how to make themselves Priority No. 1 on their own list of Most Annoying People! 😆🛋️💆♂️
The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.
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When your brain demands a DJ salary for keeping up with that stereophonic rollercoaster 🎵🧠🤣
Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?
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Sounds like someone needs a moral GPS! 😅🗺️📍
A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.
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Throw in some marshmallows and we’ve got ourselves a five-star getaway! 🏕️🔥🍫
You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.
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Sounds like my brain deserves a refund for all those extra processing fees 😂🤔💭
My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.
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Looks like the jolly guy with a beard has some explaining to do! 🎅🤔🎄
If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.
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Yep, just hang on tight and enjoy the "ride"! 🚀💔🤣