Funny robots quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

  Commentary:
  "Next thing you know, my toaster will ask for a personality test before making breakfast! 🍞🤖😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let's give the robots jobs that don't require rhyming skills—ocean cleanup instead of crafting haikus! 🌊🤖🗑️ #RobotsOnTheJob"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

  Commentary:
  "Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

  Commentary:
  Looks like these robots decided to upgrade their breakfast menu—no more boring cereal, just a crunchy combo of nuts and bolts! 🥣🤖🔩 Who knew breakfast could be so *metal*-icious? Guess even robots want their mechanical munchies! 😂⚙️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹‍♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of robot transportation! 🤖🚕 Looks like even robots need a lift sometimes – and who can blame them? It's rough out there in the concrete jungle! 🌆 Keep those robot taxis running, folks – it's all part of helping our mechanical friends navigate this crazy world! 🌍🚖"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

  Commentary:
  "Are your twins natural?" 🤖 Oh, no no, they're actually state-of-the-art, fully-functional robots! 🤖👶🤖 Who needs natural when you have technological wonders at home? 🤣 #RoboticParenting #TwinsOrTerminators

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