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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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All I think about is death and sex.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Starting a new life today, bye.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Making waves on Twitch:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Trending via Discord:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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Funny robots quotes 🤖😂 bring a delightful twist to our tech-filled world, blending wit and circuits in the most unexpected ways! Whether you’re a gadget geek or just love a good laugh, these clever lines spark joy and imagination. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even rethink your robot overlords with some humor that’s truly out of this world! 🌟🤩 #RobotLaughs #TechHumor

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Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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2 months ago

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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2 months ago

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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2 months ago

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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2 months ago

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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2 months ago

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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2 months ago

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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70 shares on Telegram this month:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

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Dec 27, 2025

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Going viral on Telegram:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Shared recently on WeChat:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Shared recently on Instagram:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Trending via WeChat:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Just shared via X:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Just shared via Slack:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Going viral on Threads:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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