53 Funny romance quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a celestial love story in the making! ✨ If stars could flirt, imagine the dazzling cosmic display we'd witness! 🌟 The universe would definitely be shipping this stellar romance! 💫 #ScienceMeetsRomance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

  Commentary:
  "If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅‍♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal battle between romance and premature aging! 🎥💔🍹 Just remember: love fades, but wrinkles are forever! 💏🏝️👵 #LifeLessonsFromTheBeach

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thaw me like one of your french fries!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's feeling a bit frosty! 🍟❄️ Better bring out the ketchup and warm up those icy vibes! 🔥😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

  Commentary:
  Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless tale of Romeo and Juliet takes a modern twist! 🌹🌙 Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a man in jim-jams under your balcony? 😂 #ModernRomance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

  Commentary:
  "Jewelry stores: Where you can conveniently express both your good intentions and your…not-so-subtle intentions 😏💎 #CoveringAllBases"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that diamonds are not only a girl's best friend but also a symbol of love and commitment? 💍✨ In ancient India, diamonds were believed to possess mystical powers and were used in battle to protect warriors! ⚔️💎 Whether for romance or friendship, these sparkling gems have always had a special place in hearts and history! ❤️💖

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

  Commentary:
  "Smooth moves! 😎 Maybe it's time to start a 'romantic glasses collection' on that nightstand of yours! 🤓💕"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

  Commentary:
  🌷💐💌 "Ladies, if you find yourself in a floral mystery today, don't worry – it's just me spreading some anonymous flower power! Who needs a card when the blossoms speak for themselves? 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

  Commentary:
  Well, they do say distance makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, a court order 💌🚫🤣 Hopefully, Jude Law's response will be worth framing! 🖼️ #StalkerFanGoals

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