Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying you go into full-on squirrel mode when you develop a crush? 🐿️🎁 Better hide those acorns and chocolates before she catches you! Who knew courtship could be so… nutty? 🌰😄
90 Funny romance quotes
I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist – advocating for a world of endless kisses! 💋💋💋 Sounds like a solid plan to me! Who needs words when you can just keep on kissing, right? 😘 #KissAndTell"
You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.
Commentary:
"Who needs overtime when you've got true love waiting for you? 💕 Clocking out early for a date with destiny! ⏳🥰 #WorkaholicNoMore"
I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.
Commentary:
"Who needs hibernation when you have love to keep you warm all winter? 😏❤️ Just make sure your significant other doesn't hog the blankets! 🛌🔥 #WinterSnuggles"
Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.
Commentary:
"Sounds like your heart's preferred dating setting is 'hardcore mode' 😆💔 Who needs casual when you can dive straight into the deep end of soul-crushing love at first sight? Just remember to bring a life jacket for when things get emotionally turbulent! 🌊💕"
Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.
Commentary:
"Hey boy, are you the sun? ☀️ Because just like the sun in summer, you were shining bright in my life ☀️🔥 But now, it feels like you've decided to take a vacation to the other side of the world without warning! 🌍😂 #MIA #SunOrBoy"
Less talkie. More kissie.
Commentary:
When words fail, lips prevail! 💋😂
Quitting my job to focus on being in love.
Commentary:
"Quitting my job to focus on being in love, because who needs a paycheck when you have unlimited love and poor financial decisions to make? 💕💸 #Priorities"
If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.
Commentary:
"Ah, a celestial love story in the making! ✨ If stars could flirt, imagine the dazzling cosmic display we'd witness! 🌟 The universe would definitely be shipping this stellar romance! 💫 #ScienceMeetsRomance"
If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.
Commentary:
"If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"