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5 months ago
Share →: The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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Oh, the sun, the ultimate role model for glowing skincare routines and early risers! 🌞✨ Who knew that a giant ball of fire in the sky had such discipline? 💁‍♂️ Maybe we should all take notes from the sun and rise and shine with the same dedication… or we could just enjoy hitting the snooze button a few more times! 😂🌅 #MorningGlowUpGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Commentary:
"Having Taylor Swift as your alarm clock is like a musical game of 'Beat the Clock'! 🕑🎶 No snooze button can save you from that kind of motivation! 😂 #EarlyBirdGetsTheWorm"
5 months ago
Share →: The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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"Who needs job satisfaction when you have a reliable coffee machine and a scenic drive to look forward to? ☕️🚗 Remember, caffeine and road rage make the perfect recipe for workday survival! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Commentary:
"Ah, the whimsical life motto of a new parent: Sleep when the baby sleeps (aka never), eat when the baby eats (hello, cold leftovers), work when the baby works (endless diaper duty). 🍼💤👶 Who needs a personal schedule anyway?"
5 months ago
Share →: Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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"Having a job is like having a favorite song on repeat…except it's the sound of your alarm clock going off every morning! 🎶😴 #MoreWeekendsPlease"
5 months ago
Share →: I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of mastering the art of waking up grumpy 🌞😠 Setting multiple alarms for that morning rage session – now that's dedication! Who needs sunshine and chirping birds when you have the soothing sound of snooze buttons? 😂 #MorningsAreHard
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate coffee connoisseur strategy: always keeping that next cup in mind while sipping on the current one ☕️⏳ A true master of the brew, balancing the art of anticipation and indulgence with finesse!"
5 months ago
Share →: That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Commentary:
So long, civilized coffee cup! Hello, pot life! 😂☕️ Embrace the caffeine chaos with a touch of rebellion and a lot of refill convenience! 🤪🌟 #CoffeePotGoals
5 months ago
Share →: This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Commentary:
"Just sprinkle some espresso into the holy water, it's the perfect blend of caffeine and blessings ☕️💦 #DivineAwakening"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Commentary:
"Who needs an alarm clock when you have a reliable internal clock that never fails to wake you up right on time? 😴⏰#SnoozeButtonWho #BodyClockWinsAgain"