Funny sailor quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sailors wish they could swear like me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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