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Funny sailor quotes

Funny sailor quotes bring waves of laughter 🌊😂, capturing the cheeky spirit of life at sea ⚓️🐚. Whether you’re a salty seadog or just love nautical vibes, these witty sayings will have you grinning like a pirate with a treasure map 🏴‍☠️💰. Ready to sail into humor? Let’s dive into some maritime madness that’s shore to brighten your day! 🌟🚢

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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