Commentary:
Well, it seems like the cicadas have a secret hideout for some well-deserved peace and quiet – unlike us humans, always stuck in the hustle and bustle of daily life! 🦗🤫 Maybe we could all benefit from a cicada retreat for some therapeutic screaming sessions! 🌿🗣️ #CicadaSerenity
Commentary:
"Embracing aging gracefully is a bit like being rolled over by a steamroller with a smile on your face – sure, you may want to scream, but at least you'll look fabulous doing it! 🚂😂 #AgingLikeAFineWine"

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Commentary:
"Let this be a friendly reminder to always drive safely, unless you want your passengers to inherit grandpa's knack for drama!"