Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like the cicadas have a secret hideout for some well-deserved peace and quiet – unlike us humans, always stuck in the hustle and bustle of daily life! 🦗🤫 Maybe we could all benefit from a cicada retreat for some therapeutic screaming sessions! 🌿🗣️ #CicadaSerenity

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Commentary:
"Embracing aging gracefully is a bit like being rolled over by a steamroller with a smile on your face – sure, you may want to scream, but at least you'll look fabulous doing it! 🚂😂 #AgingLikeAFineWine"

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Commentary:
"Let this be a friendly reminder to always drive safely, unless you want your passengers to inherit grandpa's knack for drama!"