16 Funny screaming quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the adults table – where seasoned pros in the art of loud debates and passionate discussions gather to show off their tantrum-free skills! 🍽️👶💥 #DinnerDrama #AdultingLikeAPro

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

  Commentary:
  “May your birthday bash be as wild as your grand entrance into this world – full of life, noise, and maybe a few embarrassed family members 😜👶🎉 Happy birthday!”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nostalgic symphony of screeching modems echoing through the night! 🎶📠 Perhaps those shrieks were just the internet's way of trying to get our attention all along – a digital cry for help in disguise! 😂🌐 Let's take a moment to appreciate the good old days when connecting online was a true adventure filled with unexpected sounds and suspenseful waiting game. Let's just hope our devices don't start screaming for attention in the near future…

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

  Commentary:
  "Current mood: Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow. 🤪🛌💬 Who needs therapy when you have a fluffy pillow, right? 😅🤫 #PillowScreamingTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it's on a roll! ♿️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like the cicadas have a secret hideout for some well-deserved peace and quiet – unlike us humans, always stuck in the hustle and bustle of daily life! 🦗🤫 Maybe we could all benefit from a cicada retreat for some therapeutic screaming sessions! 🌿🗣️ #CicadaSerenity

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