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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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Ah, the eternal conflict between seeking peace and courting adventure! 🌊🌙 Living in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory sounds like the perfect mix of tranquility and suspense. Who needs a cozy beach cottage when you can have a haunted mansion by the sea? Ghostly neighbors and mysterious sea monsters included! 👻🏝 #SpookyScenicViews

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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