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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea SeÃąor.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Just landed via Facebook:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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