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  • People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

    Commentary:
    “Join the ‘We Never Want to Leave the House’ club! 🏡 Let’s stay united in our love for sofa-cuddling and Netflix marathons… separately. 😂 #HomebodiesUnite”

  • Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, the fine print of marriage: ‘Ears not included.’ 🤣 Who knew you had to pay extra for listening skills? 👂💸 #MarriageSurprises”

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