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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

3 months ago

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

3 months ago

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

3 months ago

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

3 months ago

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

3 months ago

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

3 months ago

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

3 months ago

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

3 months ago

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

3 months ago

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

3 months ago

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

3 months ago