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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

3 months ago

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

3 months ago

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

3 months ago

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

3 months ago

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

3 months ago

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

3 months ago