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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Seen just now on Threads:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Just landed via Messenger:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Just shared via Discord:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Live now on Pinterest:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Going viral on Instagram:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Making waves on Instagram:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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