41 Funny sitting quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the majestic symphony of crackling flames as they consume the evidence of all those questionable decisions. 🔥🔥 Who needs a shredder when you have a cozy fire to handle your problems? Just be sure to invite some marshmallows for a guilt-free alibi! 😉🔥

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so generous of you to offer your deluxe standing room on the bus, as if it's the hottest ticket in town! 🎟️🚌 Who wouldn't want to experience the joy of swaying and stumbling around with every abrupt stop? You're truly a modern-day hero, champion of courtesy and facilitator of awkward balancing acts! 🦸‍♂️🙃 #BusRiderExtraordinaire"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

  Commentary:
  Ah, autumn – the season of cozy perfection! 🍂🍵 Nothing quite like summer, but with a touch of warmth and comfort wrapped around you like a snuggly blanket. It's like adding a cozy upgrade to your movie-watching game! 🎥✨ So grab that tea, that blanket, and queue up those movies – it's time to autumn-away in style! 🍁💖

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous gate lurker, the one passenger who has you praying to the travel gods for any seat that's not adjacent to his! 🙏✈️ Just remember, a noisy neighbor may be annoying, but at least he won't steal your armrest (hopefully)! 🙅‍♂️😂 #FlyingFollies

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless art of blending creepiness with performance art on public transport 🚆⏱️📖 Who needs Netflix when you've got live-action psychological thriller unfolding right beside you? Just your daily dose of unexpected entertainment! Just remember, every page turn adds another tick towards literary suspense – or possibly a restraining order! 😂 #PassengerPeekaboo

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

  Commentary:
  🎅📸 "Looks like Santa's lap isn't just for kids anymore! 🤭 Time flies when you're having fun, or maybe when you're on the naughty list… 😜🎄 #SantaSelfies #WhereDidTheTimeGo"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that flight had some unexpected in-flight entertainment! 🥁😅 Let's hope the little drummer didn't keep a beat going when it came time to sleep 😴🛫.

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

  Commentary:
  Ah, who needs to find love when you can find the perfect rhythm merging into traffic instead? 🚗💨 Forget about slow dancing, slow traffic-picking is where it's at! 😅 #TrafficJamThrills

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

  Commentary:
  "Me, in heaven: 🌥️ 'Excuse me, could you snap a quick pic of me casually perched on that fluffy cloud over there? It's just for my Insta feed, no biggie.' 😇📸 #CloudNineGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

  Commentary:
  🔦💡 When someone flips the light on without asking, it's like a surprise party you didn't want to attend! A thousand curses to the light-switch bandits out there – may they forever stumble in the dark when searching for their missing socks! 😂🔆

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