15 Funny situations quotes

• Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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  back, bored, boredom, flirting, humor, interaction, relationship, situation, situations, social, social interaction, unwanted, unwanted situation

• Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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  enough, humor, i, monitor, multitasking, productivity, situation, situations, stress, technology, too, workload

• Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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  bored, boredom, dating, flirting, humor, interaction, situation, situations, social, social interaction, unwanted, unwanted situation

• I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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  adventure, blindly, comedy, dodgy, dodgy situation, Hobbit, humor, i, misadventure, risk, situation, situations, walk, walking

• I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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  awkward, awkward situation, choose, communication, cues, expression, face, facial, facial expression, humor, i, nonverbal, nonverbal communication, silence, silent, situation, situations, social, social cues, stay, subtitles, weird

• Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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  anxiety, attack, calm, emergency, grocery, grocery store, health, mental, mental health, panic, people, situation, situations, store, surety, trauma

• Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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  again, humor, idiot, irony, lesson, life, life lesson, mistakes, repeat, same, self-awareness, situations, sometimes, still, universe

• Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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  forbearance, humor, irony, patience, quality, self-control, situations, social, social situations, too, witnesses

• I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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  balance, exactly, humor, i, job, jobs, need, plans, rent, sitcom, situation, situations, social, social plans, where, work life, work-life balance

• My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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  awkward, awkward situations, bathroom, bathroom humor, expression, face, funny expression, hours, humor, moments, pee, pee face, relatable, relatable moments, same, sex, sex face, situations

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