11 Funny situations quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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