14 Funny situations quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

  Commentary:
  When you flirt out of boredom, you might end up with more drama than a soap opera 📺🤦‍♀️💌

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

  Commentary:
  When juggling life's craziness, I need more screens than an action movie hacker! 📺🤯💻

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a "bore-ting" combination! 😂😅 Who knew boredom could be so risky? 🙈

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

  Commentary:
  "At least you don't have to deal with dragons or jewelry issues! 🧙‍♂️🔥💍😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

  Commentary:
  "When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Ah, the mysterious ways of the traumatized mind – capable of handling a crisis like a seasoned pro, yet get them near the vegetable aisle in a grocery store and all bets are off! It's like their survival instincts are on vacation while their anxiety decides to throw a party in the produce section! 🛒😱"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the universe pulling a classic "let's see if you've learned anything" move! 🌌😂 It's like a cosmic replay button reminding us to level up and stop hitting repeat on the same ol' mistakes! Remember, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices. 🔄🙈 #CosmicLessons

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the fine art of pretending to be calm and collected in front of an audience 🙄 Patience and forbearance become your new best friends when the spectators are watching your every move! 😂 #PerformanceModeActivated"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the mythical sitcom job where you work for 5 minutes a day and somehow afford a sprawling NYC apartment 🏙️. If only life imitated TV more often! 📺💸 #LivingTheDream"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I've finally found someone who can multitask without even trying! 🤣💦 #Skills"

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