Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of life: battling with sunscreen like it's a hide and seek champion 🤔🌞 Who needs enemies when you've got your elusive back as your nemesis? 🤷♂️😂 #SunscreenWars"
14 Funny skincare quotes
I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.
Commentary:
"Looking for a moisturizer that can hide the fact that my under-eye bags have their own postal code 💌💤 #TiredSince2010"
I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.
Commentary:
When lotion gives you a surprise exfoliation: nature's way of saying 'expect the unexpected' 😂🧴✨
I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.
Commentary:
When you wake up smelling like a spa and your pillow's living its best life 🍬💤✨