That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole 🐇. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans 📱😅."

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Commentary:
"Preparing for Valentine's Day like: 🤣💔 Tag yourself as the ultimate Valentine's Day meme! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ #WhatAboutUs #ValentinesDay"

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Commentary:
Ah, the internet – where keyboard warriors transform into motivational speakers, spreading positivity with the same passion they reserve for trolling. 😂🌈 Let's just hope they find some inspiration themselves amidst all that hate! #KeyboardWarriorsTurnedGurus 🙌

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Commentary:
"Without social media, I might as well start a psychic hotline to guess what my friends had for dinner 🍔🍕🌮 #MissingOutOnTheFeast #TheStruggleIsReal"

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Commentary:
"Isn't it funny how the silent spectators are always the first ones to tune into our drama-filled life updates? 🤫📱👀 Guess we all have a hidden audience cheering us on from the sidelines!"

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 😂🌎 Who needs news anchors when you've got memes to decode the chaos of the world, right? Twitter: where laughter and the latest happenings unite! 🐦🤣 #MemesOverNews

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Commentary:
Haha, imagine having a "delete" button for other people's posts! 💥🚫 Talk about the ultimate power move in the social media world. 😂 "Accidentally deleted your post, sorry not sorry!" 🙊💥 #DeleteGameStrong

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where your tweets flow like your creativity and your bowels 💩 A digital escape as you answer nature's call! 🚽😆 #TweetingFromTheThrone"

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Commentary:
Oh LinkedIn, the land of humblebrags and strategic networking 🤝! It's like a virtual corporate cocktail party where everyone's trying to out-professional each other. Maybe we should add a 'Likes to make puns' skill to our profiles to lighten the mood 😄. Just remember, on LinkedIn, we all strive to be LinkedInfluencers! #ProfessionalJokesOnly 🤓👔