459 Funny social media quotes

Funny social media quotes bring a touch of humor to our digital lives! 📱😂 From hilarious posts to witty observations about online behavior, these quotes capture the amusing side of social networking. Enjoy a laugh as you scroll through your feeds and interact with the online world! 😄💬

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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Trying to escape from the cave but my WiFi signal is too strong! 📱🔗🏞️

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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Why watch the news when you can get all your worldly wisdom from a dancing cat gif? 🐱✨ #Priorities

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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Finally caught up with the IG time machine! 🚀⏳ Better late than never, right? 😅📸

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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Just tried putting my phone down and immediately forgot how to do civilization things. Is there an app for that? 📱🤦‍♂️✨

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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Celebrating another trip around the sun by becoming a pro at copy-pasting "Thanks!" 😅🎉📱

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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Trying to read a book, but Twitter keeps firing emojis at my brain! 📚🚀🤯

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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Finally, a detox plan I can stick to! 🧼📱😂

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

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Trying to be original on Twitter feels like trying to find a parking spot in a crowded lot—the space you thought was free is always taken 😂🚗💡

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

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When the algorithm knows your deepest secrets better than you do! 🍕🤖👀

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

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So you're surfing the Wi-Fi waves while I'm inventing quantum memes 🌐😂🚀