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"Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! π΅οΈββοΈπ #AwkwardFrenemies"
284 Funny social media quotes
Funny social media quotes bring a touch of humor to our digital lives! π±π From hilarious posts to witty observations about online behavior, these quotes capture the amusing side of social networking. Enjoy a laugh as you scroll through your feeds and interact with the online world! ππ¬
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- I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.
- Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?
- Unfollowers, take me with you!
- I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.
- People on Facebook be like βcan anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?β
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"Just when you think you've reached the bottom of my personality, surprise! There's a basement! ππ€·ββοΈ #PlotTwist #StillWorseThanThat" -
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"Now that's what I call a 'dad-tastic' growth strategy! ππ #PunIntended #DadJokeMagic"
Top Funny Social Media Quotes π₯
- The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?
- By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.
- For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.
- Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.
- The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.
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